3/16/2024 0 Comments Vsco sloth wallpaperI sighed and said something about my “Save the Turtles” cup. The other day, I noticed that the cup that I bought from the Charleston Aquarium was damaged. I honestly haven’t heard anything derogatory about the actions of VSCO girls, so I’m happy to quietly let Lily thrive in belonging to a community with a name and an environmentally conscious purpose. It takes what was fairly normal and gives it a fashionable name if you think VSCO sounds fashionable. Honestly, what kid doesn’t have big shirts, shorts, and sandals? This basically just gives a name to a style that has been around forever but by adding a few expensive accessories. Lily, my daughter, has always had her own sense of style which has moved towards this direction for years. sksksk and I oop and I oop (yes it’s real) Example: I dropped my HydroFlask sksksks and I oop and I oop.Example: “Its Bombshell by Victoria Secret.” Bumper stickers or decals in cute pastel colors, everything from logos to animals to popular sayings.The Original Carmex… I know more eye rolls.Metal straws to accompany the Hydro Flask.You can tell because every ding is covered by a cutie sticker that probably says “Save the Turtles” One darling HydroFlask that has lived a loved life.Circa 1995 scrunchies on one wrist organized in an ombre effect from lightest at the wrist to darkest toward the elbow – 3 to 4 preferably.Birkenstocks, Vans or Crocs – the style doesn’t really matter as much as the brand.Tube tops and High Waisted bottoms (NOT MY DAUGHTER).Shorts – not too short but short enough to be hidden under that big tee.Big T-shirts: think Simply Southern – Good Southerner – Live Oak Brands. Rosewater facial spray – preferably Mario Badescu: found at Nordstrom $7-$12.Circa 1995 scrunchies in the hair – or giant bow.Let’s start with from the top: On her vanity, as she left it. This is what these girls need to be in full “VSCO glory” (I type with an eye roll). Really y’all, my economics teacher told me that girls between the ages of seven to 19 control most of the disposable income in America, and I now believe him. I described it to my husband as “A basic, environmentally conscious Valley Girl that’s going to the beach in her daddy’s Jeep while wearing scrunchies on her arm.” Almost immediately, these girls cultivated a new genre called VSCO. VSCO – pronounced “visko” (short i) – is actually a photography app that a lot of (mainly) young ladies used to take fashion pictures of themselves, which were then seen by tween girls around the world. So here I am, a mom of a soon to be twelve-year-old girl sharing all that I have learned over these first weeks of middle school. I mean really? They are too young for Clueless and too old for High School Musical (the original), so they had to make up their own name. VSCO girls and E Girls and the factions in-between. These kids think they have somehow fooled us all.
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